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shoulderblades:

Garlic Junior

parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme

batreaux:

me:image

(via danbgruchy)

step 1: stop being and asshole

(Source: science666, via holiestshit)

flovvercrownphan:

grawly:

what

was there even a windows 9
m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
myacidicinfatuation:

Pretty sure that means stop
poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via holiestshit)

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

hannahbadgerdontcare:

So Poptarts has this new commercial where the poptart is outside a band tour bus

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and I just

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their faces, their hair, the fedora

POPTARTS ARE FOB FANS

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I see no difference

(via ma-vin-say)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via laughcentre)

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING