When a movie is so good that the DVD release doesn’t even have to put a title anywhere on the case
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor
seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important.